For our latest Patreon episode, we talked about the third movie in the Blade series!
Blade kicked off the 21st century superhero trend, so it’s only fitting that it also kicked off the trend of disappointing superhero threequels. But while most superhero trilogies are content with confusing and convoluted conclusions, Blade: Trinity looks at the likes of The Dark Knight Rises or Spider-Man 3 and says: “Hold my beer, motherfucker.”
This time around on the Patreon feed, That ’90s Spider-Man Show is talking Blade: Trinity, and somehow, it’s worse than its reputation. We chat about the impact of David S Goyer, we discuss whether Samuel L Jackson has genuine competition in the motherfucker-saying category, and we question why we needed to see Ryan Reynolds’ pubes.
Plus: we delve into the crazy, litigation-heavy fever dream that was the Blade: Trinity production, where Wesley Snipes tragically became the motherfucker who ice-skated uphill. Featuring sex scene rumours, choking, controversial T-Shirts and a surprise cameo from Ron Perlman! Are you #TeamWesley? Jack is. And then he isn’t. And then he is. And then… you get the picture.
If you want to hear more about the Marvel comics version of Drake/Dracula, we spoke about him here.